Jose and Carlos are both beggars. They beg in different
> areas of town.
>
> Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose, but only
> collects about eight or nine dollars a day.
>
> Jose brings home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every
> day. He drives a Mercedes,
>
>
> lives in a mortgage-free house, and has a lot of money to
> spend.
>
> "Hey, amigo," Carlos says to Jose, "I work
> just as long and hard as you do, so how come you bring home
>
>
> a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day?
>
> Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it say?"
>
> Carlo's sign reads;
>
> "I have no work, a wife and six kids to support."
>
> "What's wrong with that?" Carlos asks him.
>
> "No wonder you only get eight or nine dollars a
> day!"
>
> Carlo's says, "Alright, what does your sign
> say?"
>
> It reads,
>
> "I only need ten dollars to get back to Mexico ."