Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina
dog chow for my loyal pet, Missy, the Wonder Dog and was in
the checkout line when woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired and
have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have
a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I
probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last
time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an
intensive care ward with 20 tubes coming out of most of my orifices
and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the
way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina
nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry.
The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was
going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically
everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified,
she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food
poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an
Irish Setter and a car hit us both.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he
was laughing so hard. Costco won't let me shop there anymore.
Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time
dog chow for my loyal pet, Missy, the Wonder Dog and was in
the checkout line when woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired and
have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have
a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I
probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last
time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an
intensive care ward with 20 tubes coming out of most of my orifices
and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the
way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina
nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry.
The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was
going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically
everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified,
she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food
poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an
Irish Setter and a car hit us both.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he
was laughing so hard. Costco won't let me shop there anymore.
Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time