Hello everyone! I am pivetor, I am 18 years of age, and have been a fan of forums for a while now. If you wish to ask me anything feel free to post it below.

Hi Pivetor. welcome to the forum.

Hi Pivetor welcome aboard! I see you have a forum that's great! Everyone check out his forum he posted in the links section its really nice.

You can add your forum link in your profile also if you want.

Well since you asked if we wanted to ask you anything, I do have 2 questions that's been troubling me lately.

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

When a cow laughs, does milk come out of its nose?

Thanks in advance..

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
you're just not using the right type of glue :)

When a cow laughs, does milk come out of its nose?
No, but have you ever though what was the guy who invented milk doing to that cow?

LOL yeah I think that's the better question!

Here's a few more from George Carlin.

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off?

If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Those are so funny~ Good ones

Welcome Pivetor, enjoy your stay here !!!