K, now that’s funny.



For several years, a man was having an affair with an
> Italian woman.
> One
> night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not
> wanting to ruin
> his reputation or his marriage, He paid her a large
> sum of money if she
> would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she
> stayed in Italy to
> raise the child, he would also provide child support
> until the child
> turned 18.
> She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby
> was born.
>
> To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a
> post card, and
> write 'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange
> for the child
> support payments to begin.
>
> One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his
> confused wife.
> 'Honey,' she said, 'You received a very strange post
> card today.' 'Oh,
> just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he
> said. The wife obeyed
> and watched as her husband read the card, turned
> white, and fainted.
>
> On the card was written:
>
> 'Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti,
> Spaghetti.
>
> Three with meatballs, two without.
>
> Send extra sauce.'