A little old lady decides to join The Hell's Angels! One day she goes up
and knocks on their clubhouse door. A big, hairy, bearded biker with
tattoos all over his arms answers. She boldly proclaims, 'I want to join
your club.'
The guy is amused, and decides to humour her a bit, so he says she needs
to meet certain biker requirements in order to join. The biker asks; 'Do
you have a motorcycle?' The little old lady replies, 'Yep... my bike's
parked over there,' and points to a flamed black Harley chopper in the
driveway.
The biker asks, 'Do you drink?' The little old lady replies, 'Yep, like
a fish. I'll drink any man in your club under the table.' The biker then
asks, 'Do you smoke?' The little old lady replies, 'Yep, smoke like a
chimney. At Least 4 packs of cigarettes and three joints a day and a couple of
cigars in the evening, while I'm shooting pool.' The biker is very
impressed and asks, 'You sound like one bad Mama. Tell me, have you ever
been picked up by the fuzz?' The little old lady thinks for a minute and
says, 'Nope, but I've been swung around by my nipples a few times and I
kinda liked it.'