California's Best Surgeon
Three Californian surgeons playing golf together were discussing surgeries they had performed.
One said, "I believe I'm the best surgeon in California. A favorite case in point: A concert pianist lost several fingers in an accident; I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."
The second surgeon countered, "That's nothing compared to my accomplishment: A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident; I reattached them and two years later he won a gold medal in track and field events at the Olympics."
The third surgeon shocked them both with this: "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana. She rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together and now she's Speaker of the House."
Three Californian surgeons playing golf together were discussing surgeries they had performed.
One said, "I believe I'm the best surgeon in California. A favorite case in point: A concert pianist lost several fingers in an accident; I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."
The second surgeon countered, "That's nothing compared to my accomplishment: A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident; I reattached them and two years later he won a gold medal in track and field events at the Olympics."
The third surgeon shocked them both with this: "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana. She rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together and now she's Speaker of the House."
