Don't
> forget to mark your
> calendars.
> As you may
> already know, it is a sin
> for a Muslim male to see any woman other than
> his wife naked. He must
> commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM
> Eastern Time, all
> American women are asked to walk out of their
> house completely naked
> to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling
> your block for one
> hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist
> effort.
>
> All patriotic
> men are to position
> themselves in lawn chairs in front of their
> house to prove they are
> not Muslims, & to demonstrate they think it's
> okay to see nude women
> other than their wife, & to show support for
> all American
> women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol,
> a cold 6-pack at
> your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim
> sentiment. The
> American gov't appreciates your efforts to root
> out terrorists &
> applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist
> activity.
>
> God bless
> America
> !

That is toooo funny

Very funny.. that should do the trick..