>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> As the bus stopped and it was her
> turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too
> tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first
> step of the bus.
>
>
>
> Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus
> driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little,
> thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her
> leg. She tried to take the step, only to discover that she
> couldn't.
>
>
>
> So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached
> behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the
> second time attempted the step.
>
>
>
> Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her
> leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached
> behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take
> the step.
>
>
>
> About this time, a large Texan tourist who was standing
> behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her
> gently on the step of the bus.
>
>
>
> She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and
> yelled, 'How dare you touch my body! I don't
> even know who you are!'
>
>
>
> The Texan smiled and drawled, 'Well, ma'am,
> normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my
> fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends.'
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> As the bus stopped and it was her
> turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too
> tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first
> step of the bus.
>
>
>
> Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus
> driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little,
> thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her
> leg. She tried to take the step, only to discover that she
> couldn't.
>
>
>
> So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached
> behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the
> second time attempted the step.
>
>
>
> Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her
> leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached
> behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take
> the step.
>
>
>
> About this time, a large Texan tourist who was standing
> behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her
> gently on the step of the bus.
>
>
>
> She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and
> yelled, 'How dare you touch my body! I don't
> even know who you are!'
>
>
>
> The Texan smiled and drawled, 'Well, ma'am,
> normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my
> fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends.'
