Skinny Dipping & Old Men

An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years.
He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming,
So he fixed it up nice -- picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some
Apple and peach trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he
Hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five
Gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he
Heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw
It was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the
Women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of
The women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim
Naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he
Said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

Moral: Some old men can still think fast...

Nothing like an old dog that can teach us a few tricks....Jeannie...tat ah!..