THIS JUST IN:

Playboy reportedly offered Sarah Palin

$4,000,000 to pose nude in an upcoming issue.

Michelle Obama was offered $50 by National Geographic.

In other news........ we all remember when KFC offered

a "Hillary" meal, consisting of 2 small breasts and 2

large thighs.


Now, KFC is offering the "Obama Cabinet Bucket".

It consists of nothing but left wings and chicken shit.


Just keeping you up to date.