Brian needs a decent Translator so he can communicate with his Dutch friend.
He is using the Google Translator, but some of it is (Double Dutch)
meaning jumbled and not conceivable.

We know that Holland has at least two different Dialects.

(I think a mixture of German or French) The Country is split into two dialects.
But I am not certain of this info.

SO! Can a (Clever Clogs) help out please?