If yer in a real hurry (or drunk),try this:

Ingrediants:

2 hot dogs of any quality
2 slices of bread
Ketchup and mustard

Zap the weinies for 2 minutes or until at least one splits open.

Lay the canines on a piece of bread and string along some ketchup and mustard then fold over. 

Devour

Warning: If yer loaded,don't try any tricky crap like adding chili,cole slaw, etc. You'll just get it all over the place including yer face. I know.

haha mine usually split open in about 1 minute. I've done this recipe/method thousands of times. Chili doesn't work too good on sliced bread I use a hotdog bun or hoggie bun if I have it, to help hold the chili.

I dearly love hotdogs, you can never go wrong if you have them in the fridge.

I fix a mean hotdog sandwich:)