If my body was a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ... But that's not the worst of it.

My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close.

My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.

It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

But here's the worst of it --


Almost every time I sneeze, cough or laugh....

either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires

Good one..

Some might think this is too personal to post here, but what the heck!

When I went for my annual physical in March, my doctor asked me if I had anything in particular that was bothering me.

I remarked to her, "Yes, something is bothering me, I don't look as good naked as I did last year."

To that she responded, "Get over that on your own; there is no cure for that. It only gets worse!"

We had a great laugh at my expense.