A GREAT Italian Fairy Tale


The Italian Lover, a virile middle aged Italian gentlemen named Guido was
relaxing at his favorite
bar in Rome when he managed to attract
a spectacular young blond woman. Things progressed
to the point
where he led her back to his apartment and, after some small talk,
they retired to his
bedroom where he rattled her senseless.

After a pleasant interlude, he asked with a smile, 'So,
you finish?'
She paused for a second, frowned, and
replied, 'No.'
Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling
resumed. This time she thrashed about wildly and
there were
screams of passion. The sex finally ended and, again, Guido smiled and
asked, 'You finish?'
Again, after a short pause, she returned
his smile, cuddled closer to him and softly said, 'No.'
Stunned,
but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied, Guido reached for
the woman yet
again. Using the last of his strength, he barely
managed it, but they ended together screaming,
bucking, clawing and
ripping the bed sheets.
Exhausted, Guido fell onto his back,
gasping. Barely able to turn his head, he looked into her eyes,

smiled proudly and asked again, 'You finish?'
Barely
able to speak, the beautiful blond whispered in his ear, 'No, I
Norwegian.'

Gypsy that is funny