> THREE COWBOYS ARE SITTING AROUND THE CAMPFIRE OUT ON THE
> LONESOME PRAIRIE; WITH THE BRAVADO FOR WHICH EACH IS
> FAMOUS, IT IS A NIGHT OF TALL TALES.
>
> THE GUY FROM WYOMING SAYS, 'I MUST BE THE STRONGEST,
> MEANEST, TOUGHEST COWBOY THERE IS. WHY, JUST THE OTHER DAY,
> A BULL GOT LOOSE IN THE CORRAL. IT HAD GORED SIX MEN BEFORE
> I WRESTLED IT TO THE GROUND BY THE HORNS WITH MY BARE HANDS
> AND CASTRATED THAT SUCKER WITH MY TEETH.'
>
> THE GUY FROM COLORADO COULDN'T STAND TO BE BESTED.
>
> THAT'S NOTHING,'I WAS WALKING DOWN THE TRAIL
> YESTERDAY AND A FIFTEEN FOOT DIAMONDBACK RATTLER SLID OUT
> FROM UNDER A ROCK AND MADE A MOVE FOR ME. I GRABBED THAT
> BASTARD WITH MY BARE HANDS, BIT IT'S HEAD OFF AND SUCKED
> THE POISON DOWN IN ONE GULP AND DIDN'T EVEN GET A BELLY
> ACHE.'
>
> THE COWBOY FROM TEXAS REMAINED SILENT, SLOWLY STIRRING THE
> CAMPFIRE COALS WITH HIS PECKER.