one evening a Husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.


The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear

out of his drawer. 'What the Hell is this?' he said to himself

as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.

'April', he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put

Talcum Powder in my underwear?'

She replied with a snicker. 'It's not talcum powder; it's

'Miracle Grow'!!!!!!