A kid gets a job in a small department store. On his first day, the
> manager
> shows the kid round, and explains that the company policy was to sell a
> product, with a product. The kid looked confused....so the manager said
> he
> would show him what he meant.
> Now, it just so happened that a customer approached the manager and asked
> if they sold grass seed. "Certainly", pointing to the wide range of seed
> boxes, "and what sort of lawn mower would you like?" The customer looked
> baffled, so the manager went on "Well, you will sow the grass, the grass
> will grow, and you will need a lawn mower to cut it." "I hadn't thought
> of
> that," says the customer, "I'll take the lawn mower as well then"....and
> the
> customer leaves the store happy.
The manager then looks at the kid and says "Now do you understand our
policy?" to which the kid replies "Yes...it's good!" Just then, a bloke
; walks into the store. The manager says to the kid "Go on, you can deal
with
this guy". So the kid asks the bloke if he can help. "Yes" replies the
guy
hesitantly, "Do you sell tampons, as I need some for my wife..."
"Certainly", pointing to a shelf with tampons etc on it, "and what sort
of
lawn mower would you like?" The customer looked baffled and the
manager's face drops, so the kid went on "Well, the weekend's
fu*ked....you
may as well cut the grass!"