CHINESE SICK LEAVE



Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work

today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs

hurt, I no come work.'

The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really

need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my

wife and tell her to give me Sex. That Makes everything

better and I go to work.. You try that.'



Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what You

say and I feel Great. I be at work soon.........You got

nice house!