A man met a
beautiful blonde lady and decided he wanted to
marry her right
away.**
*She said, 'But we don't know anything about each other.'*
*He said,
'That's all right, we'll learn about each other as
we go along.'*
*So she
consented, they were married, and off they went on a
honeymoon at a
very nice resort.*
*One
morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off
of his towel,
climbed up to the 10 meter board and did a two
and a half
tuck, followed by three rotations in the pike
position, at
which point he straightened out and cut the
water like a
knife.*
*After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down
on the towel.*
*She said,
'That was incredible!'*
*He said,
'I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see,
I told you we'd
learn more about each other as we went along.'*
*So she got
up, jumped in the pool and started doing lengths.*
*After
seventy -five lengths she climbed out of the pool,
lay down on her
towel and was hardly out of breath.*
*He said,
'That was incredible! Were you an Olympic
endurance
swimmer?'*
*'No,' she said, 'I was a hooker in Pittsburgh and I worked
both sides of
the River*
beautiful blonde lady and decided he wanted to
marry her right
away.**
*She said, 'But we don't know anything about each other.'*
*He said,
'That's all right, we'll learn about each other as
we go along.'*
*So she
consented, they were married, and off they went on a
honeymoon at a
very nice resort.*
*One
morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off
of his towel,
climbed up to the 10 meter board and did a two
and a half
tuck, followed by three rotations in the pike
position, at
which point he straightened out and cut the
water like a
knife.*
*After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down
on the towel.*
*She said,
'That was incredible!'*
*He said,
'I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see,
I told you we'd
learn more about each other as we went along.'*
*So she got
up, jumped in the pool and started doing lengths.*
*After
seventy -five lengths she climbed out of the pool,
lay down on her
towel and was hardly out of breath.*
*He said,
'That was incredible! Were you an Olympic
endurance
swimmer?'*
*'No,' she said, 'I was a hooker in Pittsburgh and I worked
both sides of
the River*