Proofreading
is a dying art, wouldn't you
say? Gafs!!!



Man
Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and
Daughter
This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the
other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote
this. It took two or three readings before the editor
realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put
in a correction the next
day.




I just
couldn't help but sending this along. Too
funny.
Something
Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
No
crap, really? Ya think?
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Police
Begin Campaign to Run Down
Jaywalkers

Now that's taking things a bit
far!
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Panda
Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes
Over

What a guy!
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Miners
Refuse to Work after Death
No-good-for-nothing'
lazy so-and-so's!
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Juvenile
Court to Try Shooting
Defendant
See
if that works any better than a fair
trial!
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War
Dims Hope for Peace
I
can see where it might have that
effect!
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If
Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last
Awhile
Ya
think?!
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Cold
Wave Linked to Temperatures

Who would have thought!
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Enfield (
London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect
Homicide
They
may be on to something!
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Red
Tape Holds Up New Bridges

You mean there's something stronger than duct
tape?
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Man
Struck By Lightning: Faces
Battery Charge

He probably IS the battery charge!
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New
Study of Obesity Looks for
Larger Test
Group
Weren't
they fat enough?!
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Astronaut
Takes Blame for Gas
in Spacecraft
That's
what he gets for eating those beans!
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Kids
Make Nutritious Snacks

Do they taste like chicken?
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Local
High School Dropouts Cut
in Half

Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
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Hospitals
are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

Boy, are they tall!
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And
the winner is....
Typhoon
Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds
Dead


Did I read that right?
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Now
that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the
stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to
(maybe even a chuckle). We all need a good laugh, at least once a
day!