These events are actual events from history. They really happened! Do you
> remember?
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> HERE'S THE TEST
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> 1. 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by:
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> a. Superman
> b. Jay Leno
> c. Harry Potter
> d. A Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40
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>
> 2. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by
> :
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> a.. Olga Corbett
> b. Sitting Bull
> c. Arnold Schwarzenegger
> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
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>
> 3. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:
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> a. Lost Norwegians
> b. Elvis
> c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
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>
> 4. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:
>
> a. John Dillinger
> b. The King of Sweden
> c. The Boy Scouts
> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
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>
> 5. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
>
> a. A pizza delivery boy
> b. Pee Wee Herman
> c. Geraldo Rivera
> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>
>
> 6. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old
> American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair by:
>
> a. The Smurfs
> b. Davey Jones
> c. The Little Mermaid
> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>
>
> 7. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens , and a US Navy diver
> trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:
>
> a. Captain Kidd
> b. Charles Lindberg
> c. Mother Teresa
> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>
>
> 8. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
>
> a. Scooby Doo
> b. The Tooth Fairy
> c. The Sundance Kid
> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
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>
> 9. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
>
> a. Richard Simmons
> b. Grandma Moses
> c. Michael Jordan
> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>
>
> 10. In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
>
> a. Mr. Rogers
> b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill's women problems
> c. The World Wrestling Federation
> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>
>
> 11. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to
> take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed into the
> US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by the passengers.
>
> Thousands of people were killed by:
>
> a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E.. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
> b. The Supreme Court of Florida
> c. Mr Bean
> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>
>
> 12. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
>
> a. Enron
> b. The Lutheran Church
> c. The NFL
> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
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>
> 13. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
>
> a. Bonnie and Clyde
> b. Captain Kangaroo
> c. Billy Graham
> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
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>
> No, I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling, do you? So, to
> ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics intent on killing
> us, airport security screeners will no longer be allowed to profile certain
> people. They must conduct random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids,
> airline pilots with proper identification, secret agents who are members of the
> President's security detail, 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal
> of Honor winner and former Governor Joe Foss, but leave Muslim Males between the
> ages 17 and 40 alone lest they be guilty of profiling.
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>
>
> Foot note: Fort Hood Texas ......another Muslim 39 years old killed 13 people
> and wounded 30 some odd others. Does this fit the profile!
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> NOW OUR COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF IS TELLING EVERYONE THAT THE YOUNG MUSLIM THAT
> ATTEMPTED TO BLOW
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> UP A NORTHWEST/DELTA JET AS IT APPROACHED DETROIT
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> ON CHRISTMAS DAY WAS (QUOTE) "AN ISOLATED INCIDENT".
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> YOU HAVE GOT TO BE [KIDDING] ME OR WHAT!!! MY FATHER USE TO SAY: "PLEASE DON'T
> PISS ON MY LEG AND TELL ME IT'S RAINING."