*Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit
> suicide **.** .**
> **Let's see now...** *
> *No Jesus** *
> *No Christmas** *
> *No television** *
> *No cheerleaders** *
>
> *No Nude Women** **
> **No car races** ** ** *
> *No football** *
> *No baseball ** *
>
> *No golf** *
> *No tailgate parties** *
>
> *No Wal Mart** *
>
> * No pork BBQ** *
>
> *No hot dogs** *
>
> *No burgers** *
>
> *No chocolate chip cookies
>
> No lobster** *
>
> *No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks** *
>
> *No nachos** *
>
> *No Beer nuts** *
>
> *No Beer!** *
>
> *Rags for clothes and towels for hats.** *
>
> *Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no
> doctors.** *
>
> *Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.** *
>
> *More than one wife.** *
>
> *You can't shave.** *
>
> *Your wives can't shave.** *
>
> *You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel
> dung.** *
>
> *The women have to wear baggy dresses**
> **and veils at all times.** *
>
> *Your bride is picked by someone else.** *
>
> *She smells just like your donkey.** *
>
> *But your donkey has a better disposition.** *
>
> *Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!** *
>
>
> *I mean, really, is there a mystery here?*

Haha those are good