old one but worth putting again
Driver's License
- too cute not to
mother is driving her little girl to her
friend's house for a play date.

' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are
you?'

'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady
her age,' the mother replied.

'It's not polite.'

'OK',
the little girl says,
'How much do you weigh?'


'Now really,' the mother says,

'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.'

Undaunted, the
little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?'


'That's enough questions,
young lady! Honestly!'

The
exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to
play.

' My Mom won't tell me
anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend.


'Well,' says the friend,
'all
you need to do is look at her driver's license.
It's like a
report card, it has everything on it.'

Later that night the little girl says to her
mother,
'I know how old you are. You are 32.'


The mother is surprised and asks,

'How did you find that out?

'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'


The mother is past surprised
and shocked now.
'How in Heaven's name did you find that
out?'

'And,' the little girl
says triumphantly,
'I know why you and daddy got a
divorce.'

'Oh really?' the mother asks.
'Why?'
cid:3A349CD07F774C9788F7EEAD686E2EEA@WinPC'Because you got an F in sex.'