trryvill wrote:Best jokes I have heard in a long time,,,Great Job
Thank You....Please to meet you....
The Funeral Procession
A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he
Noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby
Cemetery.
A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one.
~
Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a dog on a leash.
Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking single file.
~
The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the man
Walking the dog and said, 'I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be
A bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this.
Whose funeral is it?'
~
'My wife's.
''What happened to her?'
~
The man replied, 'My dog attacked and killed her'
He inquired further, 'But who is in the second hearse?'
~
The man answered, 'My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife
When the dog turned on her.'
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two men
~
'Can I borrow the dog?'
~
The man replied, 'Get in line.'