Are you guys having the same problem I am?
The IRS sent my tax return back! AGAIN!

In response to the question: "Number of dependents?"

I replied .......

12 million illegal immigrants;

3 million crack heads;

42 million unemployable lazy bums;

The entire cast of the Jerry Springer Show;

2 million people in over 243 prisons;

300,000 leftovers from Katrina;

Half of Mexico;

and hundreds more in the U.S. House and Senate.



Apparently, this wasn't an acceptable answer.