Liberals keep telling me I have this thing called white privilege.
I wonder if my amazing white privilege can get me a scholarship? Oh wait no those are for minorities.
I wonder if my amazing white privilege can get me into a college that I apply to even though my grades or test scores are not high enough. Oh no wait affirmative action is for minorities.
I wonder if this awesome white privilege everyone is accusing me of having can gain me extra 10 points if I take the test to apply for a federal job? No, no extra points are for minorities.
I wonder if one of my white privileged sons applies to the gifted program at our school they can get added points added to their score? Wait no that is for minorities.
I wonder if I can get $50,000 if I was ever turned down for an agricultural loan? Nope minorities.
I wonder if my estranged former Pro football player husband slaughters me and a friend in my backyard my white privilege will get him a guilty verdict. No didn't happen.
Anyone want to define this new awesome white privilege I have???