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runawayhorses

runawayhorses
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Andrew Dice Clay

Hey diddle diddle,
The cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped over the moon.
That's more than my lazy wife does,
The fat, fuckin' smelly baboon

Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet
A lightbulb was stuck up her ass.
It woke up the spider
Who lived deep inside her.
He said "Hey, free electric and gas."

Jack and Jill went up the hill
And Jack would try to hump her.
Jill said No / and Jack said So
I'll ram it in your dumper.

Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard
To get her old dog a bone
she bent over and Rover took over
and she got a bone of her own

Old King Cole was a merry old soul
A merry old soul was he
He chewed off his tit
And ate his own shit
And washed it down with some tea.



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So funny Andrew Dice Clay - nursery rhymes  (rated R for language and content) 729264

runawayhorses

runawayhorses
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bump!

Candy Cottingham

Candy Cottingham
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crude dirty and orrible..but each to his own..

I JUST GOT TO KEEP UP THE STANDARDS AROUND HERE...

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runawayhorses

runawayhorses
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Andrew Dice Clay - nursery rhymes  (rated R for language and content) 729264

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