I rear-ended a car this morning on the way to work.
There we were pulled over alongside the road and
slowly the other driver got out of his car and . . .
you know how sometimes you just get sooo stressed and
then suddenly some little thing will strike you as the
funniest thing in the world?

Well I could NOT believe it . . . the guy was a DWARF!
He stormed back to my car, looked up at me, and said,
"I AM NOT...HAPPY!"

So I looked down at him and replied, "Well, which one
are you then?"

. . . . and that's how the fight started.

lol thats funnyyy

funny, Figi
but the "double date" joke was much better, LOL
you should post that one here too :-)

Oops, I just noticed, Tyler already posted that one:-)

Figi, that is hilarious~:) good one..