Dear Boss,

I have
enjoyed working here these past several years. You
have paid me very
well, given me benefits beyond belief.
I have 3-4 months off per year
and a pension plan that
will pay my salary till the day I die and a
health plan that
most people can only dream about.

Despite this
I plan to take the next 12-18 months to find a
new
position.

During this time I will show up for work when it
is convenient. In
addition I fully expect to draw my full salary and all
the other perks
associated with my current job.

Oh yeah, if my
search for this new job proves fruitless, I
will be back with no loss
in pay or status. Before you say anything,
remember that you have
no choice in the matter. I can and will do this.

Sincerely,

Every
Senator or Congressman running for President.