George W. Bush
Notable Acts - George W. Bush
Since becoming President, Bush has worked with Congress to create an ownership society and build a future of security, prosperity, and opportunity for all Americans.
Sympathetic to the tax burden on the common man, he signed into law tax relief that helps workers keep more of their hard-earned money. In a series of three separate tax cuts, Bush helped end economically disastrous taxation policies and move America to a more free-market economy, leading to an unsurpassed surge both in stock market prices and federal and state budgets.
After the terrorist attacks in 2001, Bush introduced and later signed the USA PATRIOT Act. This patriotic act keeps America free. As of 2006, several unpatriotic members of Congress have decided to oppose freedom and try to get parts of the act repealed. However, thanks to Bush's decisive leadership, it still protects America.
God hand-picks George W. Bush for President in 2000 when Florida is unable to make up its mind. (Dramatization)
God hand-picks George W. Bush for President in 2000 when Florida is unable to make up its mind. (Dramatization)
He additionally drafted and signed the most comprehensive education reform in a generation, the No Child Left Behind Act of 2001. The effects of the act are threefold. Firstly, it is meant to ensure that no children are left behind. Secondly, it admonishes corporal punishment, particularly that which is administered towards left buttocks. Thirdly, it follows the aims of the Left Behind series of biology textbooks by affirming that Darwin's theory of natural selection is no "truer" than anything else scientists choose to call a "theory", thus empowering students to make their own choices without the distractions of propaganda or misinformation.
President Bush has also tirelessly worked to improve healthcare and modernize Medicare, providing the first-ever prescription drug benefit for seniors. Numerous TV news spots have touted the benefits of this bipartisan bill. If you have not yet had a chance to see them, please contact Karen Ryan at Home Front Communications co/PR Desk for your own copies.
Additional achievements of the president include increasing home-ownership, especially among minorities, including special, first-of-its-kind protection for the white, middle class male minority; "conserving our environment" (fiscal and otherwise); and increasing military strength, pay, benefits, and opportunities.
Because President Bush believes the strength of America lies in the hearts, souls, and minds of our citizens, he has supported programs that encourage individuals to help their neighbors in need. The TIPS program reaffirms America's selflessness and trust of its fellow citizens, allowing everyone from the meter maid to the postman to help out in keeping each other safe from terrorists, who we are reminded could look just like everyone else.
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