Three Ladies in a Sauna
THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE
SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING
SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP
STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. 'THAT WAS
MY PAGER,' SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY
ARM.
A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN
LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE
EXPLAINED, 'THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN
MY HAND.'
THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW -TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE
DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE
STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE
RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR
END.
THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER. THE
OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID..........WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT
THAT....I'M GETTING A FAX!!
THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE
SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING
SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP
STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. 'THAT WAS
MY PAGER,' SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY
ARM.
A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN
LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE
EXPLAINED, 'THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN
MY HAND.'
THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW -TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE
DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE
STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE
RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR
END.
THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER. THE
OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID..........WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT
THAT....I'M GETTING A FAX!!
