A wife wakes up one morning and finds that her husband is not in bed beside her.... So she goes downstairs to see what's up... she finds him crying at the kitchen table... she asks what's wrong... the husband replies "Today is our 20th Anniversary"... The wife says "Yes I know, I'm a little emotional about it too." He says "no you don't understand..." he sobs.. "remember when your dad found out you were pregnant and held a shotgun to my face and said "either you marry my daughter or go to jail for 20 years?"... She answers "Yes, I remember that"...
He says "I would have gotten out today..."