After being married for 50 years, I took a careful
look at my wife one day and said ...

"Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car,
slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and
white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot
18-year-old girl.

Now ... I have a $500,000.00 home, a $35,000.00
car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm
sleeping with a 68-year-old woman. It seems to me
that you're not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to
go out and find a hot 18-year-old girl and she would
make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap
house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and
watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how
to solve an old guy's problems.