NEW PREAMBLE TO THE CONSTITUTION

This is probably the best e-mail I've seen in a long, long time. The following has been attributed to State Representative Mitchell Kaye from GA. This guy should run for President one day...


"We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional, and other liberal bed-wetters. We hold these truths to be self evident: that a whole lot of people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim they require a Bill of NON-Rights."


ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or any other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing anything.

ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended. This country is based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone -- not just you! You may leave the room, turn the channel, express a different opinion, etc.; but the world is full of idiots, and probably always will be.

ARTICLE III: You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you stick a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful; do not expect the tool manufacturer to make you and all your relatives independently wealthy.

ARTICLE IV: You do not have the right to free food and housing. Americans are the most charitable people to be found, and will gladly help anyone in need, but we are quickly growing weary of subsidizing generation after generation of professional couch potatoes who achieve nothing more than the creation of another generation of professional couch potatoes .

ARTICLE V: You do not have the right to free health care. That would be nice, but from the looks of public housing, we're just not interested in public health care.

ARTICLE VI: You do not have the right to physically harm other people. If you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or kill someone, don't be surprised if the rest of us want to see you fry in the electric chair..

ARTICLE VII: You do not have the right to the possessions of others. If you rob, cheat, or coerce away the goods or services of other citizens, don't be surprised if the rest of us get together and lock you away in a place where you still won't have the right to a big screen color TV or a life of leisure.

ARTICLE VIII: You do not have the right to a job. All of us sure want you to have a job, and will gladly help you along in hard times, but we expect you to take advantage of the opportunities of education and vocational training laid before you to make yourself useful. (AMEN!)

ARTICLE IX: You do not have the right to happiness. Being an American means that you have the right to PURSUE happiness, which by the way, is a lot easier if you are unencumbered by an over abundance of idiotic laws created by those of you who were confused by the Bill of Rights.

ARTICLE X: This is an English speaking country. We don't care where you are from, English is our language. Learn it or go back to wherever you came from! (Lastly....)

ARTICLE XI: You do not have the right to change our country's history or heritage. This country was founded on the belief in one true God. And yet, you are given the freedom to believe in any religion, any faith, or no faith at all; with no fear of persecution The phrase IN GOD WE TRUST is part of our heritage and history, and if you are uncomfortable with it, TOUGH!

*~*~* If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you're reading it in English, thank a soldier! *~*~*

Excellent! I heard Juan Williams (of all people) say yesterday,and I quote, "The Democrats are out of control". We have fun with the loonies,but I fear that they have truly gained control of the Dems. Thus,their lunacy. The Chinese,thanks to our huge trade deficit with them,have been (kindly?) buying our debt with American dollars, but they can't,won't,and shouldn't do it forever. A large part of this money the Feds are printing will wind up like the pre-Weimer Mark. We'll be taking cash to the stores in wheelbarrows.

meemoon wrote:Excellent! I heard Juan Williams (of all people) say yesterday,and I quote, "The Democrats are out of control". We have fun with the loonies,but I fear that they have truly gained control of the Dems. Thus,their lunacy. The Chinese,thanks to our huge trade deficit with them,have been (kindly?) buying our debt with American dollars, but they can't,won't,and shouldn't do it forever. A large part of this money the Feds are printing will wind up like the pre-Weimer Mark. We'll be taking cash to the stores in wheelbarrows.

Apparantly, I'm not the only one who thinks as I do. I just heard Carl Rove predict hyper-inflation in 2010-2011. We had such back in 80-81 and it will happen again. All this monopoly money is worthless and the Dems, just like the Roman emporers, won't hesitate to add lead to the silver coinage. Why should they when they have the same absolute power? Reagan cured the Carter induced hyper-inflation by cutting taxes. The Dems are going to spend us into the economic emergency room. An immediate cut in the payroll tax would have the same effect as all this insane spending but the Dems won't have it. Why? They want to re-engineer our economic system for even more government,more dependants, and more entitlements. I hope when a Fed induced recession causes high unemployment, no economic growth, and "stag-flgation" for a few years, those who voted for Obama are "happy".At least they won't be able to blame Bush anymore.

Dick Morris predicted the same thing Hyper inflation, on Orielly , THE FACTOR tonight, in the same time frame, as marc posted,

I heard Dick Morris also, seems Obama isn't getting his way already. Well we are in for a long 4 years.

rosco 357 wrote:Dick Morris predicted the same thing Hyper inflation, on Orielly , THE FACTOR tonight, in the same time frame, as marc posted,

I Tivo just about all my tv stuff so there may be some lag when I post anything. I didn't see Morris' economic predictions but I take yall's word for it. Even a dunce like me can read simple history. The "true believers" who think the Dems/Obama are going to spend our way outta trouble sre just plain wrong. It has NEVER been done. Even Roosevelt failed st that. We were still in a deep recession when the manufacturing needed for WWII got us back to work.