It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two
in it, but, here is one:


Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small
tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, 'Is
that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?' The birch says he cannot
tell.Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert.. Can you tell if
that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree.. He replies,'It is
neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best
piece of Ash I have ever put my pecker in.'

Now wipe that smile off your face. And pass it on!!