Lawyer with a heart:
>>>
>>> One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he
>>> saw two men along the roadside eating grass.
>>>
>>> Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to
>>> investigate.
>>>
>>> He asked one man, 'Why are you eating grass?'
>>>
>>> 'We don't have any money for food,' the poor
>>> man replied. 'We have to eat grass.'
>>>
>>> 'Well, then, you can come with me to my house and
>>> I'll feed you,' the lawyer said.
>>>
>>> 'But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They
>>> are over there, under that tree.'
>>>
>>> 'Bring them along,' the lawyer replied.
>>>
>>> Turning to the other poor man he stated, 'You come with
>>> us, also.'
>>>
>>> The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, 'But
>>> sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!'
>>>
>>> 'Bring them all, as well,' the lawyer answered
>>>
>>> They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for
>>> a car as large as the limousine was.
>>>
>>> Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer
>>> and said, 'Sir, you are too kind.'
>>>
>>> 'Thank you for taking all of us with you.'
>>>
>>> The lawyer replied, 'Glad to do it.
>>>
>>> 'You'll really love my place.
>>>
>>> 'The grass is almost a foot high'