the genie
A Husband takes his wife to play her 1st game of golf & the wife promptly
whacked her 1st shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to
the course.
The husband cringed, 'I warned u to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there,
find the owner, apologize & see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us.'
So the couple walked up to the house & knocked on the door. A warm voice said,
'Come on in.'
When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was
all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the
broken window.
A man reclining on the couch asked, 'Are you the people that broke my
window?'
'Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that,' the husband replied.
'Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you... You see,
I'm a genie , and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand
years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes.
I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last
one for myself.'
'Wow, that's great!' the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out,
'I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life.'
'No problem,' said the genie. 'You've got it, it's the least I can do. 'And now
you, young lady,
what do you want?' the genie asked.
'I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the
world,' she said.
'Consider it done,' the genie said.
'And now,' the couple asked in unison, what's your wish, genie?'
'Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a
woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife.'
The husband looked at his wife and said, 'Gee, honey, you know we both now have
a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?'
She mulled it over for a few moments and said, 'You know, you're right.
Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you,
honey?'
'You know I love you sweetheart,' said the husband. I'd do the same for you!'
So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the
afternoon. After about 3 hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and looked
directly into her eyes and asked, How old are you and your husband?'
'Why, we're both 35,' she responded breathlessly. .
'NO SHIT.' He said, 'Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in
genies?!!!
A Husband takes his wife to play her 1st game of golf & the wife promptly
whacked her 1st shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to
the course.
The husband cringed, 'I warned u to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there,
find the owner, apologize & see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us.'
So the couple walked up to the house & knocked on the door. A warm voice said,
'Come on in.'
When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was
all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the
broken window.
A man reclining on the couch asked, 'Are you the people that broke my
window?'
'Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that,' the husband replied.
'Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you... You see,
I'm a genie , and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand
years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes.
I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last
one for myself.'
'Wow, that's great!' the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out,
'I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life.'
'No problem,' said the genie. 'You've got it, it's the least I can do. 'And now
you, young lady,
what do you want?' the genie asked.
'I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the
world,' she said.
'Consider it done,' the genie said.
'And now,' the couple asked in unison, what's your wish, genie?'
'Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a
woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife.'
The husband looked at his wife and said, 'Gee, honey, you know we both now have
a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?'
She mulled it over for a few moments and said, 'You know, you're right.
Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you,
honey?'
'You know I love you sweetheart,' said the husband. I'd do the same for you!'
So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the
afternoon. After about 3 hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and looked
directly into her eyes and asked, How old are you and your husband?'
'Why, we're both 35,' she responded breathlessly. .
'NO SHIT.' He said, 'Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in
genies?!!!
