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Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make
love they produce amounts of the hormone oestrogen, which makes hair shine
and skin smooth.
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Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering
dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the
pores and makes your skin glow.
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Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that
romantic dinner.
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Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and
tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than
swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
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Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins
into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a
feeling of well-being.
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The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually
active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones.
These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
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Sex is the safest tranquillizer in the world.
IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
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Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages
saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes
decay, preventing plaque build-up.
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Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the
tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
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A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural
antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make
love they produce amounts of the hormone oestrogen, which makes hair shine
and skin smooth.
==============
Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering
dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the
pores and makes your skin glow.
==============
Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that
romantic dinner.
==============
Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and
tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than
swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
==============
Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins
into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a
feeling of well-being.
==============
The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually
active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones.
These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
==============
Sex is the safest tranquillizer in the world.
IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
==============
Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages
saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes
decay, preventing plaque build-up.
==============
Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the
tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
==============
A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural
antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
