>>The first man married a woman from Ohio . He told her that she
>>was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days,
>>but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes
>>washed and put away.
>>
>>The second man married a woman from Texas He gave his wife
>>orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking.
>>The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it
>>was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the
>>dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.
>>
>>The third man married a girl from Alabama . He ordered her to
>>keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed,
>>and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't
>>see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day,
>>some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his
>>left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he urinates.