Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25
years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and
watched a 10-inch black-and-white TV, but I got to sleep every night with
a hot 25-year-old blonde. Now, we have a nice house, a nice car, a big
bed and a big-screen plasma TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman.
It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

But my wife is a very reasonable woman.

She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old blonde, and she'd make
sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a
cheap car and sleeping on a sofa bed.