Cletus is passin' by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap in
the door, he sees Billy Bob doin' a slow n' sensual striptease in front of
an ol' green John Deere.

Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, n' gently slides off first
the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches his
shoulders forward n' in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall
down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt. Then, grabbin'
both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his stained T-shirt
underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from his body, and hurls
his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.

Havin' seen enough, Cletus rushes in n' says, What the heck ya doin',
Billy Bob?

"Jeez, Cletus, ya skeer'd the bejeezers outta me," says an obviously
embarrassed Billy Bob. But me an the Ol' Lady been havin trouble lately in
the bedroom d'partment, and the therapist suggested I do "somethin' sexy to a
tractor'."


[Don't make me come splain this to you! --- Read the last line again, slowly.]