A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students.
> 'Human
> beings are the only animals that stutter,' she says.
>
> A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who
> stuttered.'
>
> The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories
> could become,
> asked the girl to describe the incident.
>
> 'Well,' she began, 'I was in the back yard with
> my kitty and the
> Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and
> before we knew it, he
> jumped over the fence into our yard!'
>
> 'That must've been scary,' said the teacher.
>
> 'It sure was,' said the little girl. 'My kitty
> raised her back, went
> Sssss, Sssss, Sssss' and before she could say
> 'Shit,' the Rottweiler ate
> her!'
>