> A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.
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> The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.
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> 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.
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> They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans, he replies.
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> Put them back, we can't afford them, demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping. A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
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> What do you think you're doing? asks the husband.
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> Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful replies the wife.
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> Her husband retorts:
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> 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and its half the price.'
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> On the PA system:
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> 'Cleanup needed on aisle 25, we have a husband down!'