THE BLONDE WHO MARRIED A CATHOLIC



On their honeymoon, the blonde bride slipped into a sexy nightie and, with

great anticipation, crawled into bed, only to find her new Catholic

husband had settled down on the couch.



When she asked him why he was apparently not going to make love to her, he

replied, 'It's Lent.'



In tears, she sobbed, 'Well, that is the most ridiculous thing I've ever

heard! Who did you lend it to, and for how long?'