A man met a
beautiful blonde lady and decided he wanted to

marry her right
away.**


*She said, 'But we don't know anything about each other.'*


*He said,
'That's all right, we'll learn about each other as

we go along.'*


*So she
consented, they were married, and off they went on a

honeymoon at a
very nice resort.*


*One
morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off

of his towel,
climbed up to the 10 meter board and did a two

and a half
tuck, followed by three rotations in the pike

position, at
which point he straightened out and cut the

water like a
knife.*


*After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down

on the towel.*


*She said,
'That was incredible!'*


*He said,
'I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see,

I told you we'd
learn more about each other as we went along.'*


*So she got
up, jumped in the pool and started doing lengths.*


*After
seventy -five lengths she climbed out of the pool,

lay down on her
towel and was hardly out of breath.*


*He said,
'That was incredible! Were you an Olympic

endurance
swimmer?'*


*'No,' she said, 'I was a hooker in Pittsburgh and I worked

both sides of
the River*