A Blonde in the Baptist Church

>>>

>>> An Alabama preacher said to his

>>> congregation, 'Someone in this congregation has spread a

>>> rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible

>>> lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I

>>> am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want

>>> the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God

>>> and this Christian Family.'

>>>

>>> No one moved. The preacher continued,

>>> 'Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a

>>> falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart

>>> you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your

>>> transgression.' Again all was quiet.

>>>

>>> Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde

>>> with a body that would stop traffic rose from the third pew.

>>> Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke,

>>> 'Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I

>>> never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply

>>> told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the

>>> sheets.'

>>>

>>> The preacher fell to his knees, his wife

>>> fainted, and the congregation roared.

>>>