>
>
>
>
>
>
> TWENTY
> DOLLARS
>
>
> On their
> wedding night, the young bride
> Approached
> her new Husband and asked
> for $20.00
> for their first Lovemaking encounter. In His highly aroused
> state, her husband readily agreed.
> This scenario was
> repeated each time they made
> Love, for more
> Than 30 years, with him thinking that it was
> a
> Cute way for her to
> Afford new clothes and other incidentals that
>
> She needed.
>
>
>
> Arriving home around noon one day, she was
>
> Surprised to find
> Her husband in a very drunken state.
>
> During the next few minutes, he explained
> that
> His employer
> Was going through a process of corporate
>
> Downsizing, and he had
> Been let go. It was
> unlikely that, at the age of
> 59, he'd be able to find
>
> Another position that paid anywhere re near
> what
> He'd been earning, and
> Therefore, they
> Were financially ruined.
>
>
>
>
> Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which
>
> Showed more than thirty
> Years of steady deposits and interest
> totaling
> Nearly $1 million. Then she
> Showed him certificates of deposits issued
>
> By
> the bank which were worth over $2 million,
> And informed him that they
>
> Were one of the largest depositors in the
> bank.
>
>
>
> She explained that
> For the more than
> Three decades she had "charged" him
> for sex,
> These holdings had multiplied
>
> And these were the
> Results of her savings and investments.
>
>
>
>
>
> Faced with evidence of cash and investments
>
> Worth over $3
> Million, her husband was so astounded he
> could
> Barely speak, but
> Finally he found his voice and blurted out,
> "If
> I'd had any idea what you
>
> Were doing, I would have given you all my
>
> Business!"
>
>
>
>
>
> That's when she shot him.
>
>
>
>
>
> You know, sometimes, men just don't know
> when
> To
> keep their mouths shut