You are not connected. Please login or register

View previous topic View next topic Go down  Message [Page 1 of 1]

1Facts are facts  Empty Facts are facts Sun Dec 04, 2011 9:20 pm

SSC

SSC
Admin
Facts are facts about the story of CHRISTMAS TIME:
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December.
... Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.
We should've known…...ONLY women would be able to drag a large man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost...

2Facts are facts  Empty Re: Facts are facts Sun Dec 04, 2011 9:57 pm

Guest

avatar
Guest
SSC wrote:Facts are facts about the story of CHRISTMAS TIME:
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December.
... Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.
We should've known…...ONLY women would be able to drag a large man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost...
HA! One is not lost until one needs to ask for directions,therefore,one is never lost if one never asks for directions. See?

3Facts are facts  Empty Re: Facts are facts Sun Dec 04, 2011 10:21 pm

SSC

SSC
Admin
Facts are facts  729264 Only you Moon would come up with the logical thinking..

Sponsored content


View previous topic View next topic Back to top  Message [Page 1 of 1]

Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum