Smart A$$ Professor


Annoyed by the professor of anatomy who liked
to tell "naughty" stories during class, a
group of female students decided that the
next time he started to tell one, they would
all rise and leave the room in protest. The
professor, however, got wind of their scheme
just before class the following day, so he
bided his time. Then, halfway through the
lecture, he began."They say there is quite a
shortage of prostitutes in France."

The girls looked at one another, arose and
started for the door.

"Young ladies," said
the professor with a broad smile, "the next
plane doesn't leave till tomorrow afternoon."